I Made A Pumpkin

WILSOOOOOOOOOON!!!

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The one time I decided to be social this semester, I missed one of the greatest baseball playoff games ever.

The evidence mounts in the case for never leaving the house.

Assumptions My Yearbook Photographer Made That I Did Not Correct

• I bedded hordes of Russian women during my escapades in St. Petersburg (for which I received a fist bump)
• I was recovering from a wild party last night (because I turned the wrong way once)
• I was a musician in a band (because of my hair)
  

I will never top this guy's impression of me to anyone, anywhere, ever.

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What my 15-year-old sister did this weekend: went to a concert on a hotel rooftop (with a pool) in Las Vegas

What my 23-year-old self did this weekend: watched a PG comedy in theaters and carved a pumpkin

I feel like we're living each other's lives. Or I have no life.

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I got a paper back this week. I got a B.

My classmate got an A-. She was high when she wrote the paper.

I think I might be doing something wrong. Or I'm really stupid.

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