I need to start a band, solely for the purpose of showcasing the awesome names I've come up with.
Shyamalan Twist
- Genre: post-hardcore/screamo
- 5-piece outfit (I'd be the quiet, unassuming bassist)
- Already have titles for two albums → 6th album - The Sixth Sense//final album - The Last Airbender
- Our debut would be a critical darling, then each follow-up record would be progressively worse, until our last album hit rock bottom and even our biggest fans/apologists would have to stop pretending we're still good
The Royal Divorce
- Genre: emo
- 3-piece outfit specializing in...what else? Breakup/love songs. (I'd be the primary songwriter, but my lack of experience in relationships would lead our guitarist to take over)
- Opportune time to start given the recent wedding
- We'd have a slew of catchy, royal-themed singles:
- "I've Fallen For Pippa Middleton"
- "Prince Harry, I'll Be Your Ginny" (a love song about another commoner hoping to become a royal. Add in the crossover with the Harry Potter crowd and you've got yourself a chart-topper)
- "William, Are You The Richest Bill?" (a comparison of William's wealth with Bill Gates')
- Our catalog would explode if William & Kate ever did call it quits due to gazillions of Google searches that would lead to our music
Tell me you wouldn't listen to those.
I love how your mind works! Very creative kid!
ReplyDeleteI think I deserve an honorary spot in one of these bands.
ReplyDeleteCan always use a cellist - nothing conveys depression like strings.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think I get to be the guitarist for the Royal Divorce, or the bouncer at the very least.
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