Reasons I Am Deactivating My Facebook Account

-Because my dad has more friends than me.

-Because it's nearly May and I've read half of one book and 23479 useless statuses.

-Because I know more about people's babies (born and unborn) than I'd like to.

-Because this tweet is sadly true.

-Because all decisions have a tipping point and this was mine.

-Because despite all the above, I'm still on it far too often.