July 17, 2011

Another Awkward Moment

I was watching a TV show in the dark
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My sister came in
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My sister turned on the lights
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Two men onscreen kissed
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My sister remarked how my pants were unbuttoned and unzipped

I could give you the full context which explains everything, but you've probably already made your judgments.

July 11, 2011

July 1, 2011

RIP The Graduate


My favorite band broke up today.  Life sucks sometimes.
No matter what happens, no one can ever take away the music. 

June 30, 2011

Zach Braff's photo The ad on this cab makes being a Mormon look super fun. We Jews need cooler ads. But i don't think we have ads. We need ads .
I get that the church is trying to capitalize on the popularity of The Book of Mormon musical, but these ads are just misleading.  Mormons just aren't this cool.

June 23, 2011

You Know Who You Look Like?

Someone told me I look like somebody again today, so I thought I'd compile a list of all the people who people have told me I look like.

Mat Hoffman, BMXer.  I was told this by the kid who always high at my high school, so I'm not sure he realized I really don't look like this guy.

Rob Thomas, formerly of Matchbox 20 and currently a solo artist who should do us all a favor and go back to his band.  My dentist's receptionist told me this one, and I kinda can see it, although I will never be caught dead in a sleeveless shirt because I want girls to focus on my personality and not like me just because of my body.

Ben from The Secret Life of the American Teenager.  I'm too lazy to look up his actor name, but I was weirdly told this by two different people.  It's probably my closest doppelganger.

Ashton Kutcher, actor/Tweeter/cougar hunter.  I think people mainly equate me with him because I have worn my hair long for most of my life, as has he.  His of course always looks better than mine.

This guy, Beach House.  This was the most recent one, and I'm somewhat flattered since he's in a band (=cool).  Unfortunately, I've never had this sort of picture taken with a girl.  

Probably because I take pictures like this.  Peeps...they tell great jokes!

May 21, 2011

End of the World Confession

When I was 10, I had a crush on the youngest Hanson (far right).  I owned this album and would look longingly into 'her' eyes, admire 'her' beautiful hair, and imagine singing "MMMBop" together.  Then I found out 'her' name was Zac.  

My sexuality has been a mess ever since.

Low Budget, High Quality

I already loved this song, and now there's a video just as charming to go along with it.