I get that the church is trying to capitalize on the popularity of The Book of Mormon musical, but these ads are just misleading.  Mormons just aren't this cool.

You Know Who You Look Like?

Someone told me I look like somebody again today, so I thought I'd compile a list of all the people who people have told me I look like.

Mat Hoffman, BMXer.  I was told this by the kid who always high at my high school, so I'm not sure he realized I really don't look like this guy.

Rob Thomas, formerly of Matchbox 20 and currently a solo artist who should do us all a favor and go back to his band.  My dentist's receptionist told me this one, and I kinda can see it, although I will never be caught dead in a sleeveless shirt because I want girls to focus on my personality and not like me just because of my body.

Ben from The Secret Life of the American Teenager.  I'm too lazy to look up his actor name, but I was weirdly told this by two different people.  It's probably my closest doppelganger.

Ashton Kutcher, actor/Tweeter/cougar hunter.  I think people mainly equate me with him because I have worn my hair long for most of my life, as has he.  His of course always looks better than mine.

This guy, Beach House.  This was the most recent one, and I'm somewhat flattered since he's in a band (=cool).  Unfortunately, I've never had this sort of picture taken with a girl.  

Probably because I take pictures like this.  Peeps...they tell great jokes!

This One's For You, Mother

If only guitar were this easy...