I just got my first speeding ticket today. Pretty remarkable considering I've been driving for six years and have male hormones that constantly urge me to push it to the limit.
What I wanted to do/say to the cop:
Bryan Cranston ladies and gentlemen! That's how you win an Emmy.
What I actually did:
Remained quiet and forlorn, which ended up getting him to knock it down from 16 over to 5. That or he thought I was a chick and didn't mind my AA cup.
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